All right Detentionites! In lieu of the holiday tomorrow, you still have today to watch an EDUCATIONAL film! So, I'm being nice and showing you something of use and value to take home back to your families - an old commercial film about how to cook a turkey - by the same people who make hot dogs!!

Eat it! And enjoy. And.... happy Thanksgiving as well.


BE THANKFUL, you ungrateful ingrates!


https://archive.org/details/lets_talk_turkey

Detention Starts NOW!

All right, you juvenile delinquents! Apparently you were caught being a horrible student, causing all kinds of disruptions, passing notes, making out in the back of the room ... whatever it is, you're in trouble and now in DETENTION!!

And because of that, you are going to be forced to sit here and watch a cheesy yet educational public domain video while I play Candy Crush Saga on your confiscated phone! Ha!

Your first film is courtesy of Coronet Instructional Films from the Prelinger Archives, and it's about how to be polite and be an actual human being and not being a douche bag like Bad Boy Bill! Don't be THAT guy!

WATCH IT AND LEARN!!!!