Well, only one day back in school from Thanksgiving, and now your back in detention! Well, fine. I get paid either way.

I was thinking about going easy on you by showing you a nice, entertaining film but.... I think I'll subject you to watching MORE FOOD! And it's from the 50's so be prepared for an onslaught of BUTTER, WHOLE MILK, and WHITE BREAD!! Those pansies at Food Network can learn a thing or two about making something nutritious and delicious without a bunch of quinoa and tofu.

Bon appetit!